You Know You're a 9 to 5 Fan When...

Earlier today, 9 to 5 producer Seth Greenleaf Tweeted the following list of fun 9 to 5 fan characteristics. This list was developed by the NBS crew, and the 9 to 5 folks are having a lot of fun with it. Well done, everyone!

You know you're a fan of 9 to 5: The Musical when...

• You've seriously considered turning a certain critic from a rooster to a hen with one shot.

• You can't use a photo copier without singing "Out of Control" and/or doing the little dance Stephanie did by the photocopier in the LA version.

• Whenever you are in a bathroom you feel the need to check under all the stalls for feet first.

• At a time when you are struggling with something, the lyrics to "I Just Might" or "Change It" suddenly make you believe you can do whatever it is you need to.

• You think it is really wrong when you ask someone what hours their work shift is and they reply with 8-5.

• When watching the Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince scene with Malfoy and Harry fighting in the bathroom, you giggle to yourself as the angle below the stalls reminds you of Roz hiding in the cubicle.

• Your Facebook status is at any given moment a lyric or quote from the show.

• You now say "Hey" in the same tone as Daphne.

• You know what a mimeograph is.

• You know the correct spelling of woman is WOMYN.

• You watch the movie version and cheer when Pat Resnick and Dolly's names come up in the credits.

• You have thought about how great a drinking game it would be to take a shot every time Megan/Doralee does a foot pop.

• You start telling someone random trivia by saying "FUN FACT!"

• You are a registered member on Nothing But Sun.

• You wish you could do flips like Spencer Liff.

• When you feel guilty, you make someone waffles.

• You can't wait for the next Tory Ross/Andy Karl Daphne YouTube video creation.

• You hit your friend sitting next to you every time you miss a song deleted from LA to Broadway.

• Riding Snow White's Scary Adventure at Disneyland will never be the same.

• When you shoot a rooster in the Disneyland Toy Story ride, you can't help but quote the show.

• When you really want them to sell the "Bastard at the Family Reunion" shirt.

• You have a new fondness for cute little skunks and for Bambi.

• You remove pesky siblings from your room by blaring "Get Out and Stay Out."

• You refer to larger hats as "Judy hats."

• You make sure you store your rat poison far away from your artificial sweetener.

• "24/7" and "Just do it" now make you laugh and quote the show.

• You get called the wrong name and automatically reply with "The name is ______. Copy That!!!"

• When you hear someone's name is Mindy you reply "With an I?"

• When watching a mandatory sexual harrassment training session you couldn't help but think about the related scenes from the show.

• You've actually USED the "Rooster to a hen" quote.

• When you watch Days of Our Lives or any soap opera you can't help but laugh when someone gets amnesia...after all, "They always do."

• You've had entire conversations about Steph's wigs changing from LA to Broadway.

• Whenever someone does anything remotely gross, you feel the need to say, "You are disssguuuuuuuuuuuuuuusssting" exactly like Megan.

• You listen to the Wicked OCBCR or see the show and think the lyric "No good deed goes unpunished" is a 9 to 5 reference.

• You've seriously considered setting up one of the projecter things in front of the Marquis that constantly plays 9 to 5 clips in your room.

• You are fully prepared to hop up onstage should the star, u/s, and s/b be unable to preform (in ANY role).

• Your friends no longer refer to Allison Janney as "The mom from Juno." They know she's Violet in that musical you're obsessed with.

• When anyone says that they're working from 9 to 5, you start immediately singing the song in your head...or out loud.

• When you feel your hoodie collection will never be complete until they release a 9 to 5 hoodie.

• To you, Dabney Coleman looks a lot like Marc Kudisch.

• Kidnapping your boss and tying him up in his own house seems like a logical way to get him out of your hair.

• You find yourself congratulating a job well done (or a beer well chugged) with a hearty "Atta girl!"

• You've been tempted to try a liquid diet on more than one occasion.

• When someone says, "And I'm not just saying that because I want you to like me," and it takes you awhile to figure out that they did not mispeak.

• September 6 is a day of mourning for you and you are already working out how to get to NYC to be there for the closing show.

• You still really want to turn a certain critic from a rooster to a hen with one shot.

List compiled with the help of members of Nothing But Sun. Posted August 2, 2009.